June 2019 - Dating Thots

Kinky Sex Stuff 101

June 16, 2019 by Woody

Kinky sex stuff people do in bed.
I sometimes wonder, beyond what one can glean from dispassionate historical accounts, what sex was really like in the past. The image we most typically get when we think about it is pretty bland: In most cultures, a majority of people married one person of the opposite sex and got to work making babies as quickly and voluminously as possible.

In some places and times, sex was very explicitly not done for pleasure and never for recreation; almost always, fun was secondary to the primary goal of having kids. There are certainly documented examples in the past of various kinky sex stuff that was clearly for enjoyment, to be sure. Generally speaking, though, the evidence indicates that sex has been a pretty vanilla, missionary-only affair.

Men With Small Penis Issues

October 22, 2022June 14, 2019 by Woody

A man with a small penis has unique issues to face.
So by now, I’ve yammered on about dicks a lot more than any heterosexual dude with a blog ostensibly aimed at other heterosexual dudes probably should. Nevertheless, my increasingly apparent latent gay tendencies aside, I’ve had and (I hope) continue to have a good reason for doing so. That being, I’m genuinely trying to help men with small penis issues.

As painfully easy as it may be to crack jokes on this subject, it really is a serious problem for a lot of guys. For better or worse (mostly for worse), many men derive the lion’s share of their self-esteem from the size of their hoodwinkle. And when they can’t measure up, or even when they merely think they can’t, the results can be emotionally devastating.

How To Find a Smart Girlfriend

June 11, 2019 by Woody

How to find an intelligent girlfriend.
I’ve got to tell you, guys, smart girlfriends are one of the great pleasures of life. They’re stimulating (in more ways than one), they keep life interesting, and dammit, they’re just plain hot! I’ve found any negative stereotypes about the appearance of intelligent women to be grossly unfair and undeserved, as they actually tend to be drop-dead gorgeous more often than not, but the attention they can give you on a mental level is sensual no matter what they look like.

How Much Money Do Pornstars Make?

June 9, 2019 by Woody

How much do pornstars get paid?
Not all that long ago, there was a time when everyone just assumed that the adult entertainment industry was a gold mine. Or at least, they never wondered how much pornstars make, because they took it for granted that it was a lot. These girls were out there writing their own checks, as the conventional wisdom went.

Sure, because of the stigma that was (and, sadly, to a large extent still is) attached to the industry, no “respectable” girl would make an X-rated film, no matter how much she was offered. But for those willing to sign on the dotted line and sell their soul to the porn devil, the monetary rewards were great.

The World’s Smallest Penis

December 6, 2019June 7, 2019 by Woody

World's Smallest Penis
Well guys, it’s official. There is a Guiness World Record for absolutely everything. I mean, I could accept the academic need to record certain physical anomalies like the world’s longest fingernails (over 9 feet each). Hell, I can admit I’m genuinely impressed by the dude who went the longest spinning a basketball on the tip of a toothbrush, while the brush was held in his mouth (22.41 seconds).

And you better believe I’m all about the record for the largest number of bikini-clad women photographed standing on a beach (1,010 of the lovelies!). But come on: Did we really need a category, ever, for the smallest penis in the world?!

Smart Pornstars

June 11, 2019June 2, 2019 by Woody

How to find smart pornstars.
I’m sad to say it, but I think that even today, women who pursue careers in adult entertainment are subjected to an array of prejudiced stereotypes regarding their character, life circumstances, and personality. They’re thought to be impoverished, drug-addled runaways who grew up with abusive or absent fathers, and now have abandoned all self-respect as they desperately try to survive the only way they can.

Because, you see, their underprivileged lives have left them dumb and uneducated. They either have always lacked the opportunity to intellectually enrich themselves, or they simply don’t care enough to try. Smart pornstars don’t exist; if they were smart, they wouldn’t be pornstars.

Little Dick, Big Chick Magnet?

June 14, 2019June 1, 2019 by Woody

Can a Little Dick get you laid?
With exactly zero exceptions, all men worry about having a little dick. Even those who are significantly above the average size and know it, have lost more than one night’s sleep contemplating how unendurably miserable every aspect of their lives would be if they were a little less endowed in the manmeat department. If you’re a man, you either think you’ve got a little dick, or you secretly obsess over thoughts of the horror of having a little dick.