I really love modern technology. It used to be that if you were horny and wanted to get a girl, you had to engage in various forms of socialization. You know, in public and stuff. It can be awkward.
And while I’ve certainly got nothing against the fresh air and healthy levels of vitamin D available only outside our front doors, I am gratified to live in a time when finding sex is but a few phone taps away for those in the know. We have the vanguard of the 21st-century sexual revolution, also known as Tinder, to thank for this.
