The World’s Smallest Penis

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World's Smallest Penis
Well guys, it’s official. There is a Guiness World Record for absolutely everything. I mean, I could accept the academic need to record certain physical anomalies like the world’s longest fingernails (over 9 feet each). Hell, I can admit I’m genuinely impressed by the dude who went the longest spinning a basketball on the tip of a toothbrush, while the brush was held in his mouth (22.41 seconds).

And you better believe I’m all about the record for the largest number of bikini-clad women photographed standing on a beach (1,010 of the lovelies!). But come on: Did we really need a category, ever, for the smallest penis in the world?!

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Smart Pornstars

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How to find smart pornstars.
I’m sad to say it, but I think that even today, women who pursue careers in adult entertainment are subjected to an array of prejudiced stereotypes regarding their character, life circumstances, and personality. They’re thought to be impoverished, drug-addled runaways who grew up with abusive or absent fathers, and now have abandoned all self-respect as they desperately try to survive the only way they can.

Because, you see, their underprivileged lives have left them dumb and uneducated. They either have always lacked the opportunity to intellectually enrich themselves, or they simply don’t care enough to try. Smart pornstars don’t exist; if they were smart, they wouldn’t be pornstars.

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Little Dick, Big Chick Magnet?

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Can a Little Dick get you laid?
With exactly zero exceptions, all men worry about having a little dick. Even those who are significantly above the average size and know it, have lost more than one night’s sleep contemplating how unendurably miserable every aspect of their lives would be if they were a little less endowed in the manmeat department. If you’re a man, you either think you’ve got a little dick, or you secretly obsess over thoughts of the horror of having a little dick.

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Tinder Hookup Guide

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Complete Tinder Hookup Guide for guys.
Tinder first launched in 2012, and the concept behind it was simple: You’re more comfortable approaching someone when you already know that that person likes you too. While true, I personally think the relative anonymity of the internet helps a lot with that as well.

Anyway, whatever the cause, Tinder is huge today, with people reacting favorably to its ease of use, its iconic “swiping” system (right to like, left to dislike), and its use of networking with other popular social media sites like Facebook and Instagram. Of course, what everyone loves even more than all of the app’s nifty features is the fact that it can get you laid with very little effort or bother. Hooking up on Tinder is the way of the 21st century.

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Best Cam Sites For Dating Cam Girls

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Best Cam Sites for Dating
I’ve tried on this blog to let you guys in on dating cam girls as a little-known trick for getting a hot girlfriend, because it’s proven such a useful strategy for me and some good buddies of mine.

I want to take a closer look at that today, devoting an entire post to basically describing the 3 top cam sites before explaining in some depth the process of actually winning over a webcam model. If you don’t know how to do this, my brothers, read up and pay attention. Trust me when I tell you, it can literally change your life!

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How Much To Give a Sugar Baby

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How much do you give your sugar baby?
Brothers, I have a confession to make. This isn’t something that’s easy for me to say, as it profoundly and fundamentally undermines the image I’ve striven to create for myself in your eyes. There’s even a strong chance that after I tell you this, I will feel irreversibly compelled to castrate myself with a rusty spoon.

But I can live this lie no longer. For you see, my dear friends, I, Woody, your trusted mentor in the PUA arts…have dated sugar babies.

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Dating a Shy Girl

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Dating a shy girl - best tips

Guys, back me up here: Aren’t shy girls adorable? The uncertainty about what to say or do next, the nervous and sometimes forced laughter, and the sudden desire to be absolutely anywhere else on the planet when the room starts to fill up with people. Hell, I just pretty accurately described myself once upon a time, and maybe that’s why I appreciate this type of girls: I can empathize with them, because I used to be like them.

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How To Get Laid on Tinder

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Getting Laid on Tinder Guide
I really love modern technology. It used to be that if you were horny and wanted to get a girl, you had to engage in various forms of socialization. You know, in public and stuff. It can be awkward.

And while I’ve certainly got nothing against the fresh air and healthy levels of vitamin D available only outside our front doors, I am gratified to live in a time when finding sex is but a few phone taps away for those in the know. We have the vanguard of the 21st-century sexual revolution, also known as Tinder, to thank for this.

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How To Hookup on Snapchat

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Hookup on Snapchat
Let me ask you something, bros: Have you ever thought about hooking up on Snapchat? Most men haven’t, or if they have, they at least haven’t looked at it that way. Experienced PUAs will know that Snapchat can be useful for continuing a pursuit that began in real life.

Many women will give you their Snapchat handle before they’d give you their phone number, and this hands you a means of communicating with and charming them over a platform that was practically designed to facilitate naked selfies. But actually meeting girls on Snapchat? That’s just not how it works, right?

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