Brothers, I have a confession to make. This isn’t something that’s easy for me to say, as it profoundly and fundamentally undermines the image I’ve striven to create for myself in your eyes. There’s even a strong chance that after I tell you this, I will feel irreversibly compelled to castrate myself with a rusty spoon.
But I can live this lie no longer. For you see, my dear friends, I, Woody, your trusted mentor in the PUA arts…have dated sugar babies.