Dating an Intelligent Woman

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How to date an intelligent woman.
It was awhile ago, but I always loved the storyline in the fifth season of Family Guy where Brian dates a blonde girl named Jillian. Putting aside the fact that their relationship technically constituted bestiality, they were hopelessly mismatched on an intellectual level. While Brian regularly gets called out by the Family Guy ‘verse for not being as smart as he thinks he is, he in fact is a pretty intelligent guy, while Jillian had a barely functional IQ.

She was, however, gorgeous, and it was made clear that Brian stayed with her purely for the sex. Eventually, he could bear her stupidity no longer, and broke up with her. It was a decision he came to regret, but could not undo, though I sympathized with his call.

Hilariously, there was a later episode in which Brian ended up dating an intelligent woman who was as far above his league as he had been over Jillian’s, and things similarly didn’t work out. That time, I felt like my (literal) dog Brian needed to stick with it, but that reveals my personal biases, which is what I want to talk about today.

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How To Find a Smart Girlfriend

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How to find an intelligent girlfriend.
I’ve got to tell you, guys, smart girlfriends are one of the great pleasures of life. They’re stimulating (in more ways than one), they keep life interesting, and dammit, they’re just plain hot! I’ve found any negative stereotypes about the appearance of intelligent women to be grossly unfair and undeserved, as they actually tend to be drop-dead gorgeous more often than not, but the attention they can give you on a mental level is sensual no matter what they look like.

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Smart Pornstars

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How to find smart pornstars.
I’m sad to say it, but I think that even today, women who pursue careers in adult entertainment are subjected to an array of prejudiced stereotypes regarding their character, life circumstances, and personality. They’re thought to be impoverished, drug-addled runaways who grew up with abusive or absent fathers, and now have abandoned all self-respect as they desperately try to survive the only way they can.

Because, you see, their underprivileged lives have left them dumb and uneducated. They either have always lacked the opportunity to intellectually enrich themselves, or they simply don’t care enough to try. Smart pornstars don’t exist; if they were smart, they wouldn’t be pornstars.

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